Birthday Cards
Make their special day a little weirder.
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Funny Birthday Card: "Too young to die. Too old to party past 9pm. Happy birthday, you old fuck."
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Funny Birthday Card: "I'm still 84% sure you're adopted, but you're cool anyway."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Every party is a surprise at your advanced age."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Involuntary conscription into the human race..."
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Funny Birthday Card: "You don't look a day older than someone considerably older than you."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Happy motherfucking birthday! I mean, if mom still puts out. Hi, mom!"
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Funny Birthday Card: "You're my best friend but I still think your dad should have pulled out."
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Funny Birthday Card: "You're still alive! How?"
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Funny Birthday Card: "Time heals everything. But it's not doing wonders for your skin. You should moisturize."
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