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Funny Mother's Day Card: "Thanks for letting me live rent-free in your vagina for 9 months."
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Motivational pencil: "Fuck this."
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Funny Notebook: "Stay positive, you piece of shit"
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Funny Sticker: "but first, MISCHIEF"
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Greeting cards
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Honest Sympathy Card: "Fuck."
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Funny Baby Card: "May your baby grow up to be more than just another turd in the gene pool." ."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Too young to die. Too old to party past 9pm. Happy birthday, you old fuck."
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Funny Holiday Card: "Here's your fucking holiday card."
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Drinkware
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Funny Coffee Mug: "Too early to care. Too late to try."
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Funny Coffee Mug: "Irresponsibly caffeinated"
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Writing
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Funny Notebook: "Misfit in"
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Funny Notebook: "Write like nobody's reading. Edit like everybody is."
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Funny Notebook: "Stay positive, you piece of shit"
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Motivational pencil: "Fuck this."
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Accessories
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Funny Sticker: "but first, MISCHIEF"
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Funny Sticker: "Be nice, fuckers."
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Funny sticker: "Misfit in"
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