Shipping policy

Mischief Mercantile is a one-human operation so be patient, my chaotic friend! 

Your wares will usually be ready to ship within 2 business days. Keep in mind that selecting an expedited shipping option doesn't mean your wares will get FULFILLED by my overly caffeinated hands any faster. It just means the parcel carrier will probably force their employees to mainline energy drinks so they get to your doorstep in a sweaty rush*.

*This statement is based on no first-hand knowledge, and I have the utmost respect for all shipping and delivery workers. But Jeff Bezos can suck it always and forever.