Funny Anniversary Card: "Happy anniversary, you sexy bitch."

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't know what you be holdin', but don't let go. No, not like that. That feels like a lawsuit waiting to happen and I can't afford a lawyer by selling $6 cards. You know what? This is getting off-topic. Let's go back to when you were just shopping for a fun anniversary card, ok?

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope