Funny Baby Card: "Congrats on your new lifelong burden."

To some, babies are a "miracle" or "blessing." To others, they're a constant disappointment and a decades-long waste of hard-earned finances. The parents-to-be might get lucky, but the law of averages isn't on their side. Help them temper their expectations with this brutally honest (yet necessary) card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope