Funny Baby Card: "Thanks for having a baby so mom and dad get off my back."

Parents are the worst. They bring us screaming into this world against our will, spend a relative fortune keeping us alive, and then expect us to repay them in the form of a pooping, puking, crying, imminent-nuclear-meltdown-in-a-diaper burden that they only really want to see three times a year. Cool, guys. Thanks.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope