Funny Baby Card: "Whatever comes out, I promise to say it's cute."

"But every baby is adorable," you say, fully aware of your blatant lie. Not all babies are created equal. Sure, they might hit the genetic jackpot after puberty, but for the first couple of years, they might look a little too much like Gollum for you to ignore.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope