Funny Baby Card: "Winner, winner! Ya put a baby in 'er."

Congratulate the father-to-be for all his hard work and the sacrifice that comes with such a selfless, arduous...oh, wait. He got laid. What a hero! The world would probably build a statue in his honor if he weren't already spawning a miniature version of himself into it. Hopefully, it's a girl and she turns out like the mom.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope