Funny Birthday Card: "Every party is a surprise at your advanced age."

You're gonna have to speak up. Just don't make too many sudden movements. You might startle them. And then you'll have to explain what happened to the paramedics. Just give them this supposedly funny birthday card and watch how long it takes them to comprehend that you're making a joke.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope