Funny Birthday Card: "Happy motherfucking birthday! I mean, if mom still puts out. Hi, mom!"

Spoiler alert: your parents have had sex at least once. Unfortunately, your existence may have become the ultimate cock block. Make it weirder by pointing out the blue-balled elephant in the room with this hilarious birthday card for dad.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope