Funny Birthday Card: "Time heals everything. But it's not doing wonders for your skin. You should moisturize."

Some people age like a fine wine. Others age like an old baseball glove that's covered in dirt and left to rot in the sun. Remind someone close to you that not everyone can hit the genetic jackpot like you did with this funny birthday card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope