Funny Birthday Card: "Involuntary conscription into the human race..."

Buckle the fuck up, comrade! Life's comin' whether you like it or not. We might all be just a blink on the primordial calendar, but that doesn't mean you can't acknowledge someone else's futile existence with a stupid birthday card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope