Funny Birthday Card: "You're my best friend but I still think your dad should have pulled out."

Nothing says "I can honestly see the upside of a world unburdened by your chaotic idiosyncrasies" like a stupid card you bought off the internet. Hey, look! Here's one of those cards. You're welcome.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope