Funny Card: "Congratulations/condolences on your recent notable life event. May this card serve as proof that I remembered and/or recognized its occurrence and your existence in general."

Sometimes, the universe is rad as fuck. Sometimes, it's a sadistic twat. Be prepared to support the humans you don't hate with this all-encompassing card that you can use for literally any situation. You're welcome.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope