Funny Father's Day Card: "I'm glad your pullout game was weak."

The frugality of fathers around the world doesn't stop at micromanaging the thermostat. No light shall illuminate an empty room. No price will go un-haggled. And no seed will go to waste on their watch—because condoms are for nerds. Let the big guy know you appreciate his dedication to fatherly pursuits.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope