Funny Holiday Card: "Happy holidays to the only person saltier than my sidewalk."

We all know someone who refuses to get into the holiday spirit. Send that brooding bummer of a human being this funny holiday card to smother them with the festive fuckery you know they secretly love!

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope