Funny Holiday Card: "All is neither calm nor bright."

This isn't the time for toxic positivity, Becky! We're in full-blown crisis mode over here and that shitty song isn't helping a damn thing. This funny holiday card might make someone laugh just long enough to stop crying though. 

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope