Funny Mother's Day Card: "If you ever think I'm a failure, just remember that I never asked to be here."

"You never call."
"You never want to spend time together."
"You're never gonna give me grandkids."
Yeah, well she never asked if you wanted to be born, so who's the asshole now?

Tell mom, "Thanks for nothing" with this funny Mother's Day card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope