Funny Mother's/Father's Day Card: "I might not be a doctor but at least I'm not selling HJs behind a Walmart. You're welcome."

Parents can have high expectations. But no matter how far you are from meeting them, it's important to remind them that it could always be worse. So. Much. Worse.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope