Funny Romantic Card: "I hope you stretched, 'cuz shit's gonna get weird."

Let your chosen human know that they're gonna want to buckle up before they strip down because you saw some weird stuff on the internet that you want to try out. PRO TIP: "Potato" is a super-easy safe word to remember.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope