Funny Romantic Card: "Together for-fucking-ever"

Look, they had their chance to run away, grab the first flight to anywhere, change their name, and get reconstructive surgery. But instead, they stuck around long enough for you to slowly move half your stuff into their place and now it's too late. Remind them of their tragic lapse of judgment with this funny romantic card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope