Funny Wedding Card: "I promise to hang out with both of you after the statistically probable divorce."

Look. Nobody's trying to be an asshole here, but if someone asked you to bet 50% of your worldly possessions on a roll of the dice, you might think twice. Luckily, you can tell your friends that they can each have 50% of your friendship after the divorce with this funny wedding card.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope