Funny Wedding Card: "You guys know how long 'forever' is, right?"

No, yeah, sure. In a world of 8 billion people, these two hopeless romantics just so happened to live in the same city and/or state as their "true love." What? They worked at the same company? Oh, fuck right off and give them this stupid wedding card to sew just enough doubt to make the next 30+ years an endless game of second-guessing their life choices.

• This card is empty inside, just like you
• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with a white envelope