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Funny Birthday Card: "Involuntary conscription into the human race..."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Time heals everything. But it's not doing wonders for your skin. You should moisturize."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Too young to die. Too old to party past 9pm. Happy birthday, you old fuck."
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Funny Birthday Card: "You don't look a day older than someone considerably older than you."
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Funny Birthday Card: "You're my best friend but I still think your dad should have pulled out."
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Funny Birthday Card: "You're still alive! How?"
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Funny Card: "Congratulations/condolences on your recent notable life event. May this card serve as proof that I remembered and/or recognized its occurrence and your existence in general."
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Funny Coffee Mug: "Irresponsibly caffeinated"
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Funny Coffee Mug: "Too early to care. Too late to try."
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Funny Father's Day Card: "I'm glad your pullout game was weak."
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Funny Father's Day Card: "If you ever think I'm a failure, just remember that I'm 50% your fault."
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Funny Holiday Card: "All is neither calm nor bright."
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