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Funny Anniversary Card: "Happy anniversary, you sexy bitch."
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Funny Baby Card: "Congrats on your new lifelong burden."
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Funny Baby Card: "Congrats on your upgrade from 'HO' to 'MILF."
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Funny Baby Card: "If anyone could use a 9-month break from alcohol, it's you."
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Funny Baby Card: "It's all fun and games until someone becomes a dad. Nice job, buzzkill."
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Funny Baby Card: "May your baby grow up to be more than just another turd in the gene pool." ."
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Funny Baby Card: "Thanks for having a baby so mom and dad get off my back."
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Funny Baby Card: "Whatever comes out, I promise to say it's cute."
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Funny Baby Card: "Winner, winner! Ya put a baby in 'er."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Every party is a surprise at your advanced age."
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Funny Birthday Card: "Happy motherfucking birthday! I mean, if mom still puts out. Hi, mom!"
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Funny Birthday Card: "I'm still 84% sure you're adopted, but you're cool anyway."
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